— join the —
Esoerotic biz harem
A collective of biz babes hot for branding, marketing, and messaging that turns us on and makes us irresistibly magnetic.
Starts February 5th, Doors Open January 15th
— do you —
want to feel as passionate about promoting your work as you do about the work itself? without giving yourself the ick?
Let me introduce you to the Esoerotiz Biz Harem where…
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Authenticity is sexy.
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Creativity is seductive.
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Embodiment is magnetic.
Hi, I’m Crimson!
Over the past decade I’ve spent a good chunk of change (enough to cover a fancy college degree) on countless business coaches, programs, and trainings. And ironically before that, I actually did pay for (multiple) college degrees in Advertising and PR, Marketing, and Visual Art.
After graduating in the early aughts, I worked in design, branding, and art direction for countless corporate clients in NYC and Los Angeles. I then took that wisdom to put towards my own passion projects, eventually opening my first brick and mortar business in Austin, Texas in 2017.
I share all this to let you know that I’ve been around the block and not just invested but steeped in this work for over 2 decades. And I’ve learned what works, what is bullshit, and where my strengths lie. Which is namely in branding, marketing, and messaging. And here’s what I can tell you: these things can make or break your business because No one wins when You’re the best kept secret in Your industry.
Here’s what I can also tell you: there is so much noise out there from people who have never been in the trenches themselves, and so much of it is based in old-paradigm gross bro strategy. Which I admittedly have fallen for in moments of weakness! And I’m glad I did, because I can now state with confidence…
We are the most successful in promoting our work when it’s done in pleasure and turn-on! our most magnetic sales tool is authentic, embodied, creative expression.
I have met SO MANY babes who are exceptional at their femme-led work: teaching, guiding, space holding, crafting, and creating. But they struggle successfully turning their work into a viable business because they don’t understand the essence of branding, marketing, and messaging.
And these are ESSENTIAL components of owning a business in our digitally-led, visually-conscious, energetically-astute reality.
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So if you are tired of feeling ICKY promoting your work and instead want to feel turned, lit-up, and MAGNETIC AF in your branding, marketing, and messaging, the Esoerotic Biz Harem is oh so seductively calling your name.
The Esoerotic Biz Harem
is for…
Small business owners and independent service providers who are passionate about their work and ready to uplevel their branding, marketing, and messaging to become a respected voice in their industry.
Mystically-minded folks lit up by the magnetic potential of creating from authenticity and turn-on, who are DONE feeling like they have to be “icky” to promote their work.
Babes who are ready to be seen and heard.
Grown ass adults comfortable to have real conversations around the realities of business, finances, and what it truly takes to make their work WERK!
Those willing to do the inner exploration necessary to align with their unique external expression.
Creatrixes who are willing to step beyond their comfort zones in order to honor the vision they hold for their work and legacy.
The Esoerotic Biz Harem
is Not for…
Anyone looking for linear “get rich quick” strategies. Spoiler: these are dry, old-paradigm, and a waste of time and resources. Instead, we are going to play, get messy, and feel juicy in the non-linearity of creative cultivation!
People only seeking cerebral concepts: this is an experience that will require moving beyond comfort zones by DOING the work, not just learning it.
Hobbyist. We will be having vulnerable talks about the need to make money and not just surviving but thriving in business, so if people getting paid for their feminine labor ain’t your thing, this Harem ain’t for you.
Anyone not rooted in their offerings. It is expected that you have a service or offering that is developed, viable, and that you can confidently stand by!
Victim-oriented folks looking to justify why they aren’t or can’t be successful. This container is for those ready to step up as the ultimate creatrix of their life!
The Esoerotic Biz Harem is a 6-month mentorship container that includes the following:
1 monthly 90-minute “Mistress Mentorship” call led by Crimson based on our monthly archetypal theme
1 monthly 60-minute “Shadow Salon” call where you can bring questions and request feedback from Crimson and the Harem.
Monthly PDF with archetypal insights and assignments that include uncovering your uniqueness, cultivating your voice, developing visual identity, stepping beyond comfort zones on social media, etc.
A private online community space to connect and share with your fellow biz babes!
Bonus: free 6-month subscription to the Esoeortic Dark Feminine Biz Substack Community where we have monthly 75 minute calls around topics not covered in this branding, marketing, and messaging container.
Authenticity is sexy.
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Creativity is seductive.
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Embodiment is magnetic.
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Authenticity is sexy. ☥ Creativity is seductive. ☽ Embodiment is magnetic. ⚸
Monthly Schedule
Mistress Mentorship
First Thursdays
1–2:30 pm EST
Shadow Salon
Third Wednesdays
1–2 pm EST
Substack chat
Final Fridays
1–2:15 pm EST
Our Archetypal Journey
This archetypal journey was crafted with enough space to allow for depth of exploration, but with enough substance to leave you satiated at the end of the 6-month container where you’ll divinely enter Leo Season dripping with the confidence to be seen, heard, and known!
— February —
The Glamour Witch
What is your visual identity? How can you cast spells of attraction through aesthetic? How does your external expression reflect your inner magick?
— March —
The SIREN
How can you use your voice? What is your brand tone? How can you seduce audiences with your word witchery?
— April —
The Courtesan
Who do you desire to (seductively) serve? What do your clients long for? What are their kinks?
— May —
The Provocateur
What do you stand for? How are you rejecting conventions in your industry? What makes you a heretic amongst the herd?
— June —
The Creatrix
How can promotion feel like play? How can you create content that titillates? How can you sell without bein' thirsty?
— July —
The Attention Whore
How can you unapologetically attract attention from your ideal client? Where should you show up? What makes you magnetic?
FAQS
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Though it is recommended that you join live for optimal experience, all sessions will be recorded and replays shared in our online portal.
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Not at all! I totally encourage you to join if you are just starting your biz journey!
But I will always be clear that promotion is not replacement for being rooted in your work, product, or offer.
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This space is specifically for promoting our work through branding, marketing, and messaging. Please see the “Archetypes” section above for more details on what this includes.
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You are required to sign a contract to commit to all 6 months when joining the Harem. This is a full buffet experience, baby! No tasters.
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You can email Crimson here!
6-Month
Contract
Monthly Auto Pay
$222
I’m Hot + Ready
Are you considering taking the 2026 Esoerotic Certification? If so, the Harem is only $111/month for those taking the 1.0 Certification, or it’s FREE with our 2.0 Certification!
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