— the 2026 —
Esoeroticism™ 2.0 Certification:
Teacher Training
Live Virtual Certification + In-Person Retreat
Starts February 21st
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU’VE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE 2026 ESOEROTIC CERTIFIED INSTRUCTOR COHORT!
YOU’VE NOW WALKED THROUGH THE PORTAL… LET THE MAGICK BEGIN.
YOUR NEXT STEPS are:
🛏️ Choose your lair for the retreat, see the selection below
💌 Respond to Crimson with your selection via email
🧧 In the same email let Crimson know if you would like to pay in full or do a 6-month payment plan (more details in acceptance email)
📜 Look to your inbox for a contract and payment link
🎉 Then stay tuned for more details, including our cohort kick-off in February!
the “Dea Magia” property
Welcome to Dea Magia {pronounced "DAY-ah" "MAH-jee-ah"}
Italian for “Goddess Magick”, Dea Magia is a 7.5 acre property where sacred sensuality, dark feminine magick, and creative expression reigns supreme.
Dea Magia is my private home that I am honored to open to our instructor cohort.
It is also is the location of the Esoerotic Temple.
Dea Magia isn't a luxe resort. Rather, it's a cacophony of creative kookiness, cozy cohabitation, and feral-lovin' freedom.
Learn more about your accommodation options below…
Here is a whimsical layout of the Dea Magic Property
For reference, only. Please do not expect a gothic church on-site.
Choose your lair!
— Room 1 in Main House—
Private room with Queen bed and closet.
Shares bathroom with Room 2.
$5,555 or $940/month for 6 months
— Room 2 in Main House —
Private room with Queen bed and closet.
Shares bathroom with Room 1.
$5,555 or $940/month for 6 months
— Room 3 in Main House —
2 person room with full-sized bunk beds and closet.
Share bathroom with roommate.
$5,150 or $875/month for 6 months
1 of 2 spots available
— Cottage 1 —
3 person cottage with twin beds. External shared cottage restroom.
$4,999 or $850/month for 6 months
1 of 3 spots available
— Shared Apartment —
2 person apartment; day bed in open studio room.
Full kitchen and shared bathroom.
BOOKED
— Cottage 2 —
2 person cottage with twin beds. External shared cottage restroom.
Being built-out in 2026, but trust it will be CUTE and comfortable!
$4,999 or $850/month for 6 months
2 spots available